"The best friends are the ones that you don’t have to talk to everyday, who understand why you didn’t take their advice to not call him. Or why you keep going back to him again. The ones who call you at 4am to let you know they’re drunk, who listen when they’ve heard the same story a thousand times, the ones who call just to say hi. And whether you’re dancing on the table or passed out drunk, they’ll turn and say, “hell yeah, that’s my best friend."